The Best Mr. Mackey Quotes From 'South Park'
It's time to rank the best Mr. Mackey quotes, m'kay. When the kids at South Park Elementary need some guidance, they head over to Mr. Mackey. He may not always impart the greatest wisdom, but he's always good for a laugh or two. He's had a long tenure on South Park and is perhaps best known for his catchphrase, "M'kay." However, there are plenty of funny Mr. Mackey quotes to enjoy whether you're a long-time fan or just got interested in the show.
With Mr. Mackey around, it's no wonder the kids around South Park just can't ever seem to behave. For this list, we've gathered every piece of advice Mr. Mackey has had to offer. Now, it's up to you to vote for the best Mr. Mackey quotes, m'kay.
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Drugs Are Bad
Mr. Mackey: Umm... Drugs are bad, m'kay.
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Mud Monkey
Mr. Mackey: How would you feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay? And pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?
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Chocolate Hot Dog
Mr. Mackey: You think it's real funny. To just walk up to a perfectly clean urinal and drop a chocolate hot dog.
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Don't
Mr. Mackey: Don't be such a p*ssy, m'kay.
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Getting Gay With Kids
Mr. Mackey: Young man, Getting Gay With Kids is not dumb, m’kay.
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Friends
Mr. Mackey: But you know, if you have completely lost your sense of humor, you can always become a writer for the show, Friends.
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Good Point
Mr. Mackey: Uh, marijuana's bad.
Street Guy: What?
Mr. Mackey: Marijuana makes you feel depressed and low.
Street Guy: And you don't feel that way now?
Mr. Mackey: Hmm, good point.
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Sure I Have!
Stan: Dude, haven't you ever had intercourse, Mr. Mackey?
Mr. Mackey: Well, sure I have! It's just I was about 19 at the time, so it's been about 21 years, m'kay. Let's see, uh, I'm pretty sure I took the... Yeah I took the penis, and I but what the hell did I do with that damned thing?
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Dead Fetus
Mr. Mackey: For a woman with a dead fetus on her head, you aren't being very open-minded.
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Sexual Abuse
Mr. Mackey: Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay, but I must ask. Is there a history of sexual abuse in your family?
Mr. Garrison: Some, yes. There was my Uncle Richard. He molested me.
Mr. Mackey: When was that?
Mr. Garrison: Saturday. Last Saturday.
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Throw That Away
Mr. Mackey: If you throw that away, I will r*pe you in the mouth!
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I Don't Think You Can
Mr. Garrison: Hello?
Mr. Mackey: Hello, is Mr. Hat there?
Mr. Garrison: Is this some kind of joke?!
Mr. Mackey: Yes.
Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! I'm gonna find out who you are!
Mr. Mackey: No, I don't think you can... M'kay?
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Jelly School
Mr. Mackey: Hello, is this the jelly school? I've got someone who is totally jell.
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Chinese Chicken Salad
Mr. Mackey: Right now, you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay. I mean, you're one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
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Bane
Mr. Mackey: What are we supposed to do? I mean, if Bane is out there on the loose, then none of us are safe. And one Bane's bad enough, but apparently we've got like, like seven Banes, m'kay?
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Did You Just Flip Me Off?
Mr. Mackey: Did you just flip me off?
Craig: No!
Mr. Mackey: Yes you did, you just flipped me the bird.
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Tooth Decay
Mr. Mackey: Getting rid of tooth decay is what I'm trying to f*cking do!
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Romance Novels
Mr. Mackey: After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels. His first novel sold very well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since Huckleberry Finn.
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Expulsion Of Gas
Mr. Mackey: Queef is the expulsion of gas from vagina. M'kay?
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Spontaneously Combust
Mr. Mackey: Have you boys been sure to pass gas so that you don't spontaneously combust?
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Tomfooleries
Mr. Mackey: Young man, school is a time for learning, not for your immature skylarkings.
Stan: Skylarkings?
Mr. Mackey: You know, tomfooleries.
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Everybody
Mr. Mackey: Everybody get the f*ck down!
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Switched Personalities
Mr. Mackey: M'kay. Mr. Garrison you're just having a hard time dealing with the memories of your father's sexual abuse, so you switched personalities to Mr. Hat. M'kay.
Mr. Garrison: Oh good one Sherlock. Did you figure that one out all by yourself?
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Don't Lose Your Son
Mr. Mackey: Don't lose your son over this, m'kay. Don't lose your son, m'kay.