MajorOvakporaye:


Mukaila, but you live in Oshogbo, inside a one room apartment.

Ha! Ha!Ha!

Major Ovakporaye, you are really funny.

This is one of the reasons I love visiting Nairaland - to get a good laugh.

I mean, you already know this garfield1's:

-- Real name
-- Place of residence and
-- Type of apartment.

Iremis:
I thought this was skit at first sight

My thought exactly!

However, it has already gone viral on Twitter and TotalEnergies Nigeria Plc is now investigating the incident.



https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/29/total-energies-vows-investigate-its-lagos-station-forces-customers-buy-meat-pies-being

samuel9000:
It's nothing.....why are u posting that

Interesting...

And what if they later start asking us to buy chicken and chips plus a drink, before buying fuel?

Interesting!

Surely getting better.

This is a good development.

nothingspoil70:
Audio oil

This really made me laugh!

You must be a very humorous guy.

malali:
PALM OIL ?

Perhaps?!! Really interesting.

Knew crude oil was discovered at Ibaji some years back but didn't realize Kogi is already pumping it out.

Financial Analyst at Bukka Hut Restaurant.

Salary: N200,000 - 250,000 per month.

Application closes: 20th March 2024.




https://www.nairaland.com/8029428/hiring-bukka-hut-restaurant

Sunnyrado:
Please is it true that if you leave some certain amount in your opay account it will yield interest on a monthly basis.

Opay actually gives interest on a daily basis.

DonMarkuzi:
That can't happen here.

Really?

Actually, it has!

It was the lingering June 12 crisis that led to the resignation of General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (to boot, a military head of state!) in August 1993.

Tjra:

There's no way they wouldn't fold up with such huge interest payments. Not also forgetting the short tenor of the placements by their investors.

Yes... some promised 100% interest per annum or more.

Technically, it is possible to make even more than that from Agriculture. However, it is not possible to consistently promise and deliver such returns to tens of thousands of subscribers.

This is a surprise to me... I thought some of these platforms were genuine.

NaijaphiliaBlog:
Below is a sample list of 35 such schemes, arranged in alphabetical order:

Agrilet
Agrorite
Bazuze
Ceepass
Chinmark Ventures
Crowdyvest
Eatrich
Emerald Farms
Farm Agric
Farm Power
Farm4Me
Farmcrowdy
Farmforte Food Valley
Farminvest
Farmkonnect
Farmsby
Farmsponsor
Foxygreen Agro Enterprise
Goldvest
Groupfarma
HoCorn
Jadek farms
Menorah Farms
Ovaioza Warehouse
Payfarmer
Plethora Farms
Porkmoney
Porkvest
Requid
SGL Farms
Shopagric
Thrive Agric
Titan Farms
Vestpay
ViableX



https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2024/03/06/crime-list-of-agric-ponzi-schemes/

NaijaphiliaBlog:
On Friday 08 March 2024, the ₦20bn GBFoods Tomato Processing Company at Gafara village in Ngaski Local Government Area of Kebbi State, Nigeria, was commissioned by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.



SOURCE
https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2024/03/09/industry-africas-largest-tomato-factory-inaugurated-in-kebbi/

Nice one!

Tallesty1:



Yam is one of the most difficult thing you can export

Why is that?

Is it that yam is highly perishable, that it requires processing before export, or some other reason?

Kankawormm:
Starvation is a silent killer..i am begging for assistance

What precisely do you need - foodstuff, a job, money, counselling / mentoring?

sleek214:
Our forefathers fought against slavery and refused to be taken to the other side of the Atlantic ocean as slaves, while this generation pays millions to cross the Atlantic to go work as slaves. Irony of life.

This deserves to be framed and hung at every port of departure in every African country!

Now I'm REALLY starting to enjoy this thread.

... Interesting chart!

culeca:
Nice article

Really nice!

History is interesting.

Hi DanielBen,

what you have described is not peculiar to you.

Lack of self-confidence, stage fright, etc can VERY easily be overcome. How?

The easiest and fastest way to overcome EVERYTHING you have described is to get involved in activities that essentially force you to interact with others and to speak before an audience.

For example:

1. Join a book reading club.
2. Join a group in church like the Sunday School teachers, the choir, the evangelism/outreach group etc.
3. Actively participate during Bible reading or Sunday School sessions in church.
4. Attend and participate actively in your neighbourhood, Estate or town meetings.
5. Make a habit of reading slowly (while standing in front of a mirror) for at least 30 minutes everyday.
6. Any other activity that forces you to speak to other people.

By applying this methodology, I've had very shy teenagers in my church who have now turned into confident motivational speakers.

Best of luck!

Massive Staff Recruitment Ongoing At Wigwe University, Isiokpo, Rivers State

See details in the link:

https://www.nairaland.com/7860851/wigwe-university-massive-recruitment-closing

A. THE INSTITUTION

Wigwe University is the brainchild of Herbert Onyewumbu Wigwe, the Chief Executive Officer of Access Holdings Plc.

It is sited on 400 hectares of land in Isiokpo town, Rivers State, and has the vision to ignite Africa’s potential for prosperity, nurture thoughtful yet fearless entrepreneurial leaders, and become the topmost higher institution in Africa.

Currently being constructed, Wigwe University will eventually have about 200 buildings, is scheduled to launch September 2024, and is currently engaged in a global talent hunt for its staff.

B. THE VACANCIES

Wigwe University welcomes applicants from around the globe, whether seeking full-time, sabbatical, visiting, or adjunct appointments.

B1. START-UP COLLEGES AND PROGRAMS:

i. College of Management and Social Sciences (WU01)
ii. College of Engineering (WU02)
iii. College of Arts (WU03)
iv. College of Sciences & Computing (WU04)

B2. FACULTY MIX

With its global outlook and STEM / creative arts focus, the University is aiming for a 60:40 Nigerian:Foreign faculty ratio.

C. CLOSING DATE FOR APPLICATIONS

The deadline for applications is Wednesday 18 October 2023.

D. HOW TO APPLY

Click on below link for details:

https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2023/10/01/jobs-wigwe-university-mass-recruitment-closing-18oct23/

VACANCY

Preventive Maintenance Specialist At Nigerian Breweries Plc (Closing 13Oct23)

DETAILS
https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2023/09/29/jobs-preventive-maintenance-specialist-at-nigerian-breweries-plc-closing-13oct23/

Any senior (experienced) job opportunities available?

Another Nigerian genius.

Kudos prof!

Quite interesting...

NaijaphiliaBlog:
Below is a list of the top 15 most linguistically diverse countries on earth (credit: World of Statistics on Twitter).

https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2023/06/25/did-you-know-nigeria-is-the-most-linguistically-diverse-country-in-africa-the-3rd-globally/

Razzmatazz indeed!

NaijaphiliaBlog:
With all the razzmatazz surrounding Artificial Intelligence, DALL-E, Stable Diffusion, ChatGPT, etc, your friendly Nigeria-loving blog decided to try it out!

One of our editors went to the website, registered, logged in, and asked:
Do you have any idea what online business any person can start running from home?
Here is the chatbot’s response:


... click to see the other 7 suggestions from ChatGPT:

https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2023/04/02/online-biz-suggestions-for-you-from-chatgpt/

Way to go, Osimhen!

NaijaphiliaBlog:
For the first time in his career, 24-year-old Nigerian international Victor James Osimhen has won the UEFA Champions League (UCL) Goal of the Week award.

https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2023/03/17/football-osimhen-wins-ucl-goal-of-the-week-award/

Yes, tried it...they have some nice stuff but didn't enjoy them as much as Amazon Prime Videos.

JapaNinja:


What about Showmax?

Have you tried it?

IngeniousFunso:
My own preference is Amazon Prime Videos...they've got some fantastic stuff meehn!

Yes indeed, Amazon Prime has some good series.

This is a simple and straightforward way of comparing the cost of living in 1976 vs today.

Good one!

NaijaphiliaBlog:
Your proposal is insightful. Let's check it out:

(A). PURCHASING POWER IN 1976 VS COST OF 1976 HONDA CIVIC
In 1976, Nigeria's nominal minimum wage was ₦60 per month i.e. ₦720 per annum.

In 1976, the cost of a brand-new Honda Civic was ₦3,205

This was equivalent to 53.5 months' salary (or four and a half years' salary).


(B). PURCHASING POWER IN 2023 VS COST OF 2023 HONDA CIVIC
In 2023, Nigeria's minimum wage is ₦30,000 per month i.e. ₦360,000 per annum.

In 2023, the cost of a brand-new Honda Civic is ₦19.5m (approx).

This is equivalent to 650 months' salary (54 years' salary).

(C). INFERENCE
By this purely linear logic (not taking any other germane factors into account), the base-salaried Nigerian worker in 2023 is more than 12-fold worse off than his 1976 counterpart!

Your template captures the results well.

Nice one.

NaijaphiliaBlog:
The template below has been updated with the results as declared by INEC.


SUMMARY

APC (Bola Tinubu): 8.8m votes; Won 12 states, got 25% in 29 states total.
PDP (Atiku Abubakar): 6.98m votes; Won 12 states, got 25% in 21 states.
Labour Party (Peter Obi): 6.09m votes; Won 12 states, got 25% in 16 states.
NNPP (Rabiu Kwankwaso): 1.497m votes; Won 1 state, got 25% in 1 state.



SOURCE
https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2023/02/28/nigeria-decides-2023-presidential-election-dynamic-results-template/